THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
I shall forever call it deg deg
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
it sinks it’s fucking full of blood what do you expect it to do perform acrobatics like fucking shamu
oH My GO D